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| Thursday, 30-Nov-2006 23:20 |
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How Brazil Lost the World Cup analysis!!
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Contributed by Fadzil @ JOM KAHWIN!
He He Roberto "OLD" Carlos is the culprit!!
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| Tuesday, 28-Nov-2006 00:10 |
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Truck Toron
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Looat the size of that truck!
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Waaa la wey
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Hmmm bet their Royal Custom are
sound asleep.. or well paid. Truck on Truck!! Yee Haaaa!!
Trivia... Can anybody count the number of trucks on board??
Uuuu mak aii!!
Contributed by Contributed by Farhan @ Equine Park
If you wanna be like Farhan, email yr contributions to myfotopages@gmail.com
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| Friday, 24-Nov-2006 08:33 |
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STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
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Message Contributed by Nina @ Shah Alam
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever h ad a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us ligh t only in the day time when we don't need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repe ated".
 Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love"
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
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| Thursday, 23-Nov-2006 06:27 |
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Ferrari Next Model
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My my my..... I'd love it if I cud have something like this. This may be
your 1st preview on the next generation of Ferrari. It looked very much like
its predecessor the Enzo. Dunno whats the name yet but it is simply superb.
Pure Ferrari thoroughbred!! Enjoy Guys!!
The Red baron never looked this great!!
Better than J-Lo's
CLICK HERE FOR YOUR WEDDING PHOTOS
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| Tuesday, 21-Nov-2006 23:27 |
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Briliant ad from All over the world!!
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Contributed by Giggs @ Taman Samudera Gombak Hmm I always intrigue by the degree of creativity these people have. I really appreciate contributors for this kinda post. If you wanna contribute, forward your brilliant images, stories or joke to myfotopages@gmail.com.
Some people really have an awful job!!
Eeeee bucuknye!!!
Ohh the burger was so mouth-watering and it wets the floor!! Ad from Mumbai
Please drop by at our other links as well JOM KAHWIN! TIGA ABDUL ARTIS GLAMER
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| Tuesday, 21-Nov-2006 23:21 |
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Sultan Brunei New Ride!!
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The Sultan of Brunei brings new dimension or category to the "Mile High Club" And he did with a lot of STYLE!! Check out his ride. I wonder who pimped it. Enjoy!! Contributed by: Noryhidayat NORDIN @ KL
That what I call ride with "alotof" style!!
Gold gold everywhere.
Yeahh Baby.... So shaggadelic!!
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| Monday, 20-Nov-2006 00:20 |
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Most Beautiful and Highest Paid News Reader In The World...
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Ain't she supposed to become a model instead??
No wonder they love to watch news nowadays
Frankly I don't even care if I don't understands the language!!
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| Monday, 20-Nov-2006 00:18 |
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Ahhhhhhh... Kids!!!
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He he he he
Giggles..
Kuang Kuang Kuang
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| Thursday, 16-Nov-2006 23:36 |
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PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS
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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and
deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for
the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world
that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on
the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical
fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one
exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in
places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff anyway?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight
and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this
research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too)
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And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you suppose they might have bad breath?)
JOM KAHWIN! ARTIS GLAMER TIGA ABDUL GOOD FOOD!
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| Thursday, 16-Nov-2006 09:11 |
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Royal Brunei Couple
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If I am not mistaken he is the youngest son of the Sultan of Brunei. He just got married late last year or early this year. The girl is a mix Brunei and European blood vy the name of Sarah. Princess Sarah now. Anybody could elaborate or have more info on the above?? Please email to myfotopages@gmail.com.
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